midnightkayla

"You know what?" "No, what?" "We should never fall in love." "Huh? Why?" "Well, it's simple, really." "Explain it to me, then." "We're opposites, you and me. You're the sun, I'm the moon. You are day, I am night. You're warm and you beat with the vitality of life. I'm pretty chilly and I beat my fists against the mirror for showing me reality instead of dreams." "I still don't quite understand." "I am a dreamer, and you are a dream." "Thanks, I guess." "No, listen--you're like the people who say 'save the whales'. You want to save the world, you want to do some good. You want to make a change, make a difference. And me... well, I'm

Little Susan B. stood staring at the thing before her in disbelief. "Fat," she said. "I'm fat?" "I'm a machine. Machines don't lie." "But I'm ten." "Ten and fat." "But how can you tell? There's gotta be some mistake." "Okay, kid, listen up. I've got your goddamn height and BMI right here. Right here inside me. And according to my records, you suck at boxing, you suck at running, your physical age is that of a 48-year-old male and you suck at Brawl." "Hey, you're being mean!" "I'm not mean. I'm a machine. Can't take playing with me? If you don't like it then take yourself somewhere else and maybe go and play with the other babies ou